Awkward Song Moments

FB Archives 2015

Awkward moments to hear particular songs:

Going into the tanning bed- I’m Burnin’ for you by Blue Oyster Cult

Church picnic-Hell’s Bells by AC/DC

Doing the hippity dippity-I’m Into Something Good-Herman’s Hermits

Bar fight breaks out-Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

Driving on icy roads-Slip Sliding Away by Paul Simon

Your son’s circumcision-Big Balls, again AC/DC

Driving on the Lloyd Expressway in the construction zone or rush hour, okay okay, just driving on the Lloyd-I Can’t Drive 55 by Sammy Hagar

You are in the process of falling on your butt- Please Help Me, I’m Falling by Hank Locklin

At a Weight Loss Center and you hear this come on the radio-Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot

Playing Paint Ball-Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar

You are at a friend’s bridal shower and she has been married many many many times. White Wedding-Billy Idol

About to board a plane-Crash and Burn Sheryl Crow

Going boating for the day-The Gilligan’s Island Theme

Getting X-Rays- Radioactive by The Firm

Skydiving-Learning to Fly by Tom Petty

Going Zip-Lining, Ground Beneath Her Feet by U2

You are a mail person-Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men

Going camping in the middle of the woods-I Don’t Like Spiders and Snakes by Jim Stafford

Car runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere-Running On Empty by Jackson Browne


Stop Showing your Ass

My sister, daughter and I had lunch earlier in the week with my dad. My dad has been watching his food closely to keep his numbers down in regards to his kidneys. He doesn’t want to have dialysis, so he has changed his diet. This has meant weight loss. When we were leaving the restaurant his pants fell a little too low. Luckily he caught them before he showed his ass.

Tomorrow I’m taking him shopping for some new clothes. Gotta make sure my dad doesn’t get arrested for indecent exposure!