Okay, let me start this off by saying that I have never had a problem being alone, and I am not one to freak out over just anything, unless you want to bring spiders and snakes into this….but I digress. So, I heard a loud thud, that sounded like somebody was trying to get inside my house or already inside my house. It was just me and my dog home. I investigate with my trusty dog, Jazzy, by my side. I check closest areas first and nothing, I start my descent down my looooooong hallway to investigate the bedrooms. I finally reach the bedrooms and do a quick visual of all them and as I ready to enter the first bedroom, I turn back to see my dog Jazzy sitting in the hallway-all the way at the other end of the house! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Traitor! I knew I should have gotten that Rottweiler!
So, I head into my bedroom to grab my aluminum ball bat and the entire time I am holding the telephone with my parents’ number already dialed just in case. What do I find when I reach my side of the bed? My bat is gone! What!? Oh no!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I notice my electronic cigarette on the nightstand, I grab it. Don’t ask me why, I don’t know why!?!?!?! I start looking for something to protect myself with, just in case, and all I can find is a cane. Well this is going great!
A loud thud, that sounds like someone is breaking into or already inside of my house, dog is a chicken shit, my bat is missing in action and I am so damn nervous I will probably try to smoke my cane and beat somebody with my electronic cigarette! I checked every room and found nothing. Thank God!
I have no idea what the hell the sound was but I do know that no one was in any of the closets, or under any of the beds…..so I guess the mystery will remain unsolved. Which is fine by me!
Note to self-next dog is gonna be a Rottweiler!