The Adventures of Jazzy-Piss on You

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Today started off like any other day. Then my Mom grabbed my leash and asked me if I wanted to go for a drive. I was so excited!! I even danced! I was so happy I sat in her lap the entire drive.

Then she takes me into a strange place that had a lot of other dogs. One in particular really pissed me off! He kept sticking his nose in my butt. “Do you mind?! Really?! Really?!” He was a definite butt man.

It upset me but I was more nervous than anything. I was shaking and Mom was talking to me trying to calm me down. “Wanna take me home? Hmm? That will calm me down!” I haven’t been to the groomers since before my stroke so I wasn’t really sure what was happening. Mom went to set me down and I didn’t want to let her go. But she left me there! Can you believe that? They call me a bitch!

I finally get groomed and Mom comes to get me. I was so happy to see her! As she was talking to the owner I took the opportunity to let everyone know how I felt about the experience. I pissed in the lobby. Not just a little. No, no, no! Lake Superior! That’s right! That will teach ya to mess with my paws! Have a nice day! Bitches!


8 thoughts on “The Adventures of Jazzy-Piss on You”

    1. 😁 I like the story from the perspective of the dog. I think it makes it funnier somehow. I have a dear friend on FB that always did this with her dogs. That’s where I got the idea. Thank you and I’m glad you liked it!!! ❤️


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