Adventures of Laura-I’ve got my Shit Together

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I got up early today and made a beautiful Italian sub and pasta salad. I got a fallen branch cut up and out into the garbage before pick-up. I straightened up my garage also, got it more organized. I was feeling pretty good. Like, hey, I got my shit together!

I scoop the dog poop and here is where things fall apart. As I am trying to get the contents into the doggy bag from the handy dandy pooper scooper….it happened. It all falls onto my foot. I got the poo on me! Proof that I do not have my shit together. SMH 🤣😂🤣

24 thoughts on “Adventures of Laura-I’ve got my Shit Together”

  1. I was just reading about the history of the word “shit”. In the 1950’s, it was a very “bad” word and considered taboo. In 1957 a magazine printed one of Hemingway’s stories and it had the word “shit” in it. The public totally freaked out! They were chastising the magazine and calling and complaining… I can just picture the women clutching their pearls, LOL! Funny how now a days it’s just a word. Shit. Like “stuff”, only grosser. 🙂