You Want my Chicken? Wrong Number!

FB archives 2015

Me: Hello…

Anonymous: I heard you want my chicken.

Me: Excuse me?

Hahahaha!

Anonymous: Oh no! I got wrong number.

What made it even funnier, was this person had an accent like the “love you long time” chick in the movie Full Metal Jacket.

I heard you want my chicken.

Me love you long time. 🤣