Here I am a 1/2 a century old! Time sure does move fast. I put together a few things for my big birthday celebration. Gonna have some fun with this one!
AM I REALLY 50?!
Just turned 50, I just can’t believe! Am I really 50? I want a reprieve!
I feel the aches and feel the pain of my aging body and forgetful brain.
I am not ready for Preparation H, Prune Juice and wearing a Depend. I will go broke, from aging gracefully, for all my money I’m sure to spend!
Just turned 50, I guess it is time to reflect. I know some things were not wise choices -in retrospect.
I have had many grand occasions and a lot of laughs. Hoping I can have more without leaking too much gas!
Gray hair and wrinkles -no it’s not a dream. Spend a small fortune on hair dye and tons of anti-aging cream!
At least my balls don’t hit water when I sit. Happy to be woman, I don’t have to shower after every single shit.
I cannot believe I am fifty, where has the time gone? A party now involves using Ben Gay, in my youth it was a bong.
I cannot believe I am 50! My! Time has flown so fast. I guess I can handle it, because I have had such a blast.
Thank you God for seeing me through my first 50 years. Here’s to 50 more, CHEERS!!!!!!
-Laura Venturini
http://lavent69.blog/2019/09/30/the-31-days-of-october-challenge/
Happy birthday Laura! All the best people were born in October!
Thank you!!
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOU!!!!! YAY!
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Happy birthday young lady!
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You’re welcome!!
…kids. *shakes head*
😂😂😂
Hey, I’m a whole one and quarter years older.
Only FEEL twice as old, lol.
Lol! Some days my arthritis makes me think I’m 80! 😂
Happy Day! <3
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Happy birthday! Wishing you many more. 🎂 🥂 🎈
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OMG happy birthday!!! 🎉🎈🎁
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