Okay Winter enough already! Uncle! Uncle!

I need some sunshine and warmer temps! True, I do love the rain but several days of cold rain and a snow storm in between is a bit much. I need the sand, the salt air and the ocean! Ugh! Won’t find any of that in the Midwest.

So I will just think about my last vacation and stare lovingly at my pictures. Until we meet again!

Everything Coming To And Leaving Netflix In February Including ‘Velvet Buzzsaw’ And ‘Umbrella Academy’

Everything Coming To And Leaving Netflix In February Including ‘Velvet Buzzsaw’ And ‘Umbrella Academy’

Everything Coming To And Leaving Netflix In February Including ‘Velvet Buzzsaw’ And ‘Umbrella Academy’
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Finally, Nic Cage Will Combine Forces With H.P. Lovecraft In An Adaptation From The Makers Of ‘Mandy’

Finally, Nic Cage Will Combine Forces With H.P. Lovecraft In An Adaptation From The Makers Of ‘Mandy’

Finally, Nic Cage Will Combine Forces With H.P. Lovecraft In An Adaptation From The Makers Of ‘Mandy’
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The Adventures of Jazzy-Piss on You

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Today started off like any other day. Then my Mom grabbed my leash and asked me if I wanted to go for a drive. I was so excited!! I even danced! I was so happy I sat in her lap the entire drive.

Then she takes me into a strange place that had a lot of other dogs. One in particular really pissed me off! He kept sticking his nose in my butt. “Do you mind?! Really?! Really?!” He was a definite butt man.

It upset me but I was more nervous than anything. I was shaking and Mom was talking to me trying to calm me down. “Wanna take me home? Hmm? That will calm me down!” I haven’t been to the groomers since before my stroke so I wasn’t really sure what was happening. Mom went to set me down and I didn’t want to let her go. But she left me there! Can you believe that? They call me a bitch!

I finally get groomed and Mom comes to get me. I was so happy to see her! As she was talking to the owner I took the opportunity to let everyone know how I felt about the experience. I pissed in the lobby. Not just a little. No, no, no! Lake Superior! That’s right! That will teach ya to mess with my paws! Have a nice day! Bitches!