Preparation H-Be Gone!

Has anyone ever tried putting Preparation H on a “human being” to see if they’d disappear?

Asking for a friend.


Don’t Shoot the Messenger

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I’m so tired. I just want to take a nap. But NOOOO!! The phone just keeps ringing. (I wish someone would just shoot that damn phone!)

Well I’m wide awake now! Thank you! Guess I’ll answer the phone.

Me: “Helloooo!”

Them: “Good afternoon, this is the NRA calling…….”

Me: 😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

You cannot make this stuff up!

The Mystery Blogger Award

The Mystery Blogger Award- Thank you Ponnz!

Woo-hoo! My second Mystery Blogger award! Thanks to Ponnz for nominating me.

What is the Mystery Award?
“Mystery Blogger Award” is an award for amazing bloggers with ingenious posts. Their blog not only captivates; it inspires and motivates. They are one of the best out there, and they deserve every recognition they get. This award is also for bloggers who find fun and inspiration in blogging; and they do it with so much love and passion. – Okoto Enigma
An award fueling the soul!
Put the award logo/image on your blog
List the rules
Thank whoever nominated you and provide a link to their blog.
Answer the questions from the blogger who nominated you.
Mention the creator of the award and provide a link as well.
Tell your readers 3 things about yourself.

You have to nominate 10 – 20 people
Notify your nominees by commenting on their blog
Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice; with one weird or funny question (specify)
Share a link to your best post(s):

Three things about me:

  1. I prefer the company of canines to most humans.
  2. I used to prefer tea but coffee has taken 1st place. I cannot do black coffee. I gotta have sweetener and creamer. That’s the good stuff baby!!
  3. I spend a lot of time alone. I prefer it that way. I just don’t trust people and it takes me a long time to do so. I have a handful of people that I do trust and for these people I feel very blessed.

Questions from Ponnz:

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? I do not believe in wishing really. But for this I will. One would be to hug and talk to my Mom one more time. That would be great. The best. Now onto things that will make me laugh as that first wish has be tearing up. Second wish, that sugar was actually good for you. Wouldn’t that be something?! My third wish, my mortgage was paid in full. Can I get an Amen? AMEN!!!

Which movie you regretted watching? Go, was released 1999. It was the worst movie I have ever paid to see in theaters. Horrible!  It made me want to GO!!!!!!

If you were arrested with no explanations, what would your friends and family assume you had done ? (In a funnier sense) Noise pollution!

When you can’t sleep, what keeps you up all night? Overthinking, typical adult worries and physical pain.

What’s the one favourite thing you own and why? My Mom made two ceramic Christmas decorations when I was a kid. One is Santa and the other is a snowman. The snowman needed some touching up and my Mom let me go at it when I was a kid. When I got older, she passed both of them onto me. They remind me of her.

My nominees:

My questions for my Nominees:

  1. What is your favorite hobby?
  2. Is there anyplace you’d like to go on vacation that you have never had the chance to visit before?
  3. What does blogging do for you mentally?
  4. Your top 5 movies of all time.
  5. Favorite snack.

Have fun answering these questions ! Looking forward to your posts!
~ Laura Venturini




Sweet Nothings

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Day 1-3: no sugar

Wife gives up sugar. Hubby hands wife a cookie on day one. Wife throws cookie in the trash, licks melted chocolate off of fingers though. Don’t judge me!

Day 3-Hubby and wife go out to eat. On way home, hubby pulls up to the grocery. Wife asks him, what he is getting. Hubby says, he wants wife to go in and get him some E.L. Fudge cookies. Wife does so as she doesn’t want hubby to have to park truck and risk injury walking on ice.

Wife gets his cookies, wife sees candy and cookies galore. All are calling her name. Wife sees a package of peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. Wife sprints to the checkout!

Wife leaves store with just her hubby’s stupid cookies.

Cookies and hubby enjoy each other’s company. Wife avoids both like the plague.

Day 5: no sugar

Hubby and wife venture out to eat and to pick up a few things. Hubby decides he wants G.D. Ritzy’s ice cream.

Hubby points out that they have candy cane ice cream. (wife’s fav) Hubby gets his double scoop in a sugar cone. Hubby offers wife a bite. Wife declines, considers it but declines.

Wife begins to fantasize…..smacking the pointy end of that sugar cone up her hubby’s nose.

Wife gets warm and tingly all over.

Day 6: no sugar

Hubby runs to the grocery. Wife begins to unload all of the groceries and put them away.

Wife sees that hubby purchased a box of FAT-FREE FUDGSICLES! Fat free means extra sugar….wife knows that he knows this. Wife also knows that hubby NEVER buys fat-free anything for himself.

Wife realizes that hubby is being an absolute ass!!!!!! Hubby thinks this shit is funny! ASS!

Wife hatches a plan.

Step one of wife’s diabolical plan: Take one FUDGING FUDGSICLE at a time, unwrap, put in the sink, allow the hot water to melt every last one of the little bastards until all of the sugary yumminess is gone…gone…gone. Ass!!!!!!!!

Step two of wife’s diabolical plan: Cut the crotch out of each and every damn pair of hubby’s pants. Ass!

Step three of wife’s plan: Play dumb. ASS!!!!!!!!

My plan makes me feel warm and tingly all over. Puts a great big smile on my face. Better than sugar! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!