Stop licking yourself on my clean sheets!

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A husband, wife and their dog are all in bed together. The dog begins cleaning his butt on the fresh sheets. The wife is awake while the husband is sawing logs.

Wife to dog-“Stop licking yourself on my clean sheets!”

Husband in his sleep-“Okay! I will!” Then rolls back over and continues sawing logs.

Wife installs a video camera in their room the next day so she can see what the hell goes on when she’s not there.